THIS CAT IS ASKING TO BE PETTED IT IS ACTUALLY ASKING THIS IS THE MOST POLITE CAT IN THE WORLD AND IT’S GOING TO KILL ME
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RELEVANT TO HUMANITY
Relevant to tumblr.
Relevant to existence.
screams this from the top of the matterhorn
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whenever I get sad, I just think about dan from florida
thanks, dan
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will let u go with a warning if u give him biscuits
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Do you ever think about the word ‘can’t’
Like, when you say, “Why can’t you get me some ice cream?”
You’re really saying, “Why can not you get me some ice cream?”
How have I gone through my entire life as a writer and not realized this
I had a similar epiphany with “Don’t you dare” being “Do not you dare.”
English is weird.
Forever grateful that English is my first language.
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every achievement in cinema history has led up to this moment
What a guy
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